The four AI relationship types
Codependent ๐ โ You can't write an email without AI. You've started 8 side projects this month because the brainstorming was so fun. You've also explained what you do for a living to ChatGPT. Three times. It never remembers. You don't care.
Abusive ๐คฌ โ You demand perfection in three seconds, then rage-type a correction when it fails. "That's not what I asked." You've insulted an LLM more than any person in your life this month. It still helps you. Consider therapy.
Casual ๐ โ AI is a tool. You use it when it's helpful. You don't feel weird about the relationship. You might be the most psychologically healthy person reading this.
Breaking Up ๐ โ You're concerned. Maybe it's the privacy thing. Maybe it's the vibes. You still use it but you feel bad about it. Somewhere between sober-curious and actually quitting. We respect the journey.
Why we built this
Because everyone has a weird relationship with AI and nobody's talking about it honestly. Your usage patterns reveal a lot about how you relate to impermanence, judgment, and outsourcing. Or it means nothing. It's a quiz. Have fun.